This 9-in-1 multitool pen is basically the Swiss Army knife of stationery, except you can actually write with it. You’ve got a ballpoint pen plus handy extras like a touchscreen stylus, ruler, spirit level, LED light, and screwdriver bits for quick fixes. It’s perfect for the toolbox, glovebox, work bag, or that kitchen drawer full of mystery screws. Great for tradies, tinkerers, and dads who love “useful gifts” that still feel fun. Also a top-tier Kris Kringle winner because it looks like a normal pen until it saves the day.

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