Every office has that one person who somehow becomes the unofficial therapist, IT support, and conflict mediator all rolled into one. This notepad is for them. "Other People's Problems That For Some Reason I Have To Solve" is printed right on the front, making it the kind of passive-aggressive desk statement that gets a laugh every time someone walks past. It's a proper lined notepad too, so it actually gets used for meetings, to-do lists, or writing down all the things you're choosing not to care about today. Compact enough to sit on any desk without taking up space, and priced perfectly for Kris Kringle, Secret Santa, or a cheeky birthday gift for the colleague who really does need a boundary reminder.

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