This thing packs more tools into a credit card than most people have in their kitchen drawer. The Widget multi-tool is a flat piece of stainless steel the size of a bank card that squeezes in over 40 functions, including screwdrivers, hex wrenches, a bottle opener, can opener, wire cutter, blade, ruler, protractor, dividers, and even a smartphone slot. It also comes with a detachable money clip that slides over the front, so it doubles as a wallet essential. The brushed steel finish looks solid and feels like a proper tool rather than a cheap gimmick, and every function is clearly labelled on the card itself so you don't have to guess what each notch does. It fits in your wallet, your pocket, or on a keyring via the built-in keyring hole. It's the kind of Kris Kringle gift that blokes genuinely get excited about because it's useful, looks cool, and costs less than a pub lunch. Also makes a great stocking stuffer or add-on gift for tradies, campers, and anyone who likes being prepared for anything.

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