This mug is made for the person who can laugh at their own daily confusion, which is exactly why it works so well as a gift. The long sarcastic quote on the front is the sort of thing people read, pause, then laugh at because it feels a bit too familiar. It suits grandparents, older parents, retirees, coworkers or anyone whose train of thought tends to leave the station without them. Because it’s still a proper everyday mug, it does more than just sit there looking funny. A great pick when you want something useful, lighthearted and just a little bit savage.

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