The gift that launched a thousand Kris Kringle laughs. These cotton blend novelty socks look completely normal from the outside, but flip your feet up on the couch and the hidden message does the talking: "If you can read this, bring me some wine." They're soft, comfortable, and feature non-slip grip lettering so you won't go sliding across the kitchen floor on your way to actually get the wine. One size fits most, and they come in a bunch of colour and message variations if wine isn't the recipient's drink of choice (beer, coffee, and chocolate versions are also floating around). Perfect as a stocking stuffer, a Kris Kringle crowd-pleaser, or a cheeky birthday gift for anyone who takes their couch time seriously.

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