Every office bin deserves a backboard. This mini basketball hoop clips onto the edge of any standard waste bin or trash can and comes with a mini inflatable basketball and hand pump so you're ready to play straight out of the box. The backboard is sturdy enough to handle some serious office competition but light enough that it won't tip the bin over when you inevitably go for a slam dunk. It's the kind of gift that turns "throwing something in the bin" into a full-blown sport, and within a day the entire office will be lining up shots from their desks. Easy to set up, no tools needed, and it clips on and off in seconds if you need to pretend you're being professional. A guaranteed hit at any Kris Kringle or birthday, and honestly one of those gifts that improves the workplace for everyone, not just the recipient.

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