Let's be honest, everyone spends more time on the loo than they need to. This activity book leans into that with a mix of puzzles, bathroom jokes, poop trivia, sudoku, crosswords, and enough weird facts to keep you entertained for months. It's the kind of gift that gets a big laugh when they open it but then quietly becomes the most-read book in the house. Over 11,500 reviews on Amazon with a 4.5 star rating, which tells you it delivers on the laughs. It works as a standalone gag gift, a Kris Kringle pick, or a funny add-on to a more serious present. Perfect for tradies, dads, teenagers, or basically anyone who owns a toilet. If you're stuck for a cheap gift that's guaranteed to get a reaction, this is about as safe a bet as it gets.

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