Is it practical? Not even slightly. Is it hilarious? Absolutely. This drinking hat holds two cans on either side with straws running down so you can sip hands-free like the genius you are. The red hard hat design makes it extra fitting for tradies, construction workers, or anyone who appreciates a cold drink and a good laugh. It's perfect for Friday knock-off drinks, site farewells, bucks parties, Australia Day, or just embarrassing yourself at a backyard barbecue. One size fits most heads and it's sturdy enough to last a full session. At under $25 it's a guaranteed crowd pleaser and one of those gifts that gets pulled out at every gathering for years to come. Not a gift they need, but definitely a gift they deserve.

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