This rude new home card is perfect for that mate, sibling or partner who’d rather get a laugh than a sweet little poem. The blunt joke on the front gives it instant shock value, which is exactly why it works so well for friends with the right sense of humour. It’s a funny add-on to a bottle, candle or housewarming hamper, but it also works brilliantly on its own when you just want to send a bit of chaotic congratulations. Because it’s so small and affordable, it’s an easy way to make a gift feel more personal without much effort. Very cheeky, very memorable, and absolutely not for the easily offended.

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