This rude new home card is perfect for that mate, sibling or partner who’d rather get a laugh than a sweet little poem. The blunt joke on the front gives it instant shock value, which is exactly why it works so well for friends with the right sense of humour. It’s a funny add-on to a bottle, candle or housewarming hamper, but it also works brilliantly on its own when you just want to send a bit of chaotic congratulations. Because it’s so small and affordable, it’s an easy way to make a gift feel more personal without much effort. Very cheeky, very memorable, and absolutely not for the easily offended.
A pair of ceramic toilet shot glasses that are equal parts hilarious and slightly wrong. Perfect for parties, prank gifts, and anyone with a questionable sense of humour.
A globe that literally floats in mid-air and glows with LED light. Instant desk upgrade and guaranteed “how’s that working?!” moment.
A diffuser that looks like a tiny fireplace. Add a few drops of oil and enjoy the cosy flame-style mist without any actual flames.
A laser distance measurer accurate to 2mm over 70 metres with a built-in digital angle level and phone app connectivity. A serious upgrade from the tape measure.
A loaded gift hamper packed with Twix, Maltesers, Mars Bar, Caramel Popcorn, Chocolate Honeycomb, Milky Bar, and more. Wrapped up and ready to gift for Easter, birthdays, or any excuse to spoil someone.
A double-walled stainless steel water bottle that keeps drinks cold for 48 hours or hot for 24. Comes with a straw lid and flex cap. Nearly 30,000 reviews on Amazon.
A tiny crocheted sunflower for Mum that says what you’re thinking. Cute, heartfelt, and guaranteed to earn you favourite-child points.
A ballpoint pen made of magnetic segments and steel balls that you can pull apart and rebuild into mini sculptures, figures, a bike, and more. It writes, it fidgets, it builds. Three toys in one.
It’s a cute rose bear on top, then boom, there’s a necklace hidden in the drawer. Proper “wow” gift energy without the stress.
